lol remember when the tour started and I was like “holy shit! Can louis’ pants get any tighter?”
HA. HA. HA.
i meant that rhetorically, louis.
Does he need a shoe horn to get into these or do they just like sew them around his legs?
I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection
wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said
"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"
then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming
100000000 points to mom.
why leak nudes when you can leak one direction’s fourth album
just suck my dick bro i said no homo like ten times